read while you are eating


VICTIM: "What will you do with my brain?"

CANNIBAL: "I'll leave it, I don't want to split your skull."

VICTIM: "Better bury it, preferably in a cemetery; nobody notices skulls there. Or maybe pulverise it?"

CANNIBAL: "We have a nice small cemetery here."

VICTIM: "You could use it as an ashtray."

ever wondered what's the first 1,000,000 decimals of Pi?

some geeks made this website for other geeks who love Pi

some people online just can't stop to amaze me. some lovely person with
Name: acae737e.ipt.aol.com
IP Address: 172.174.115.126
Location: 38.000N, 98.000W
Network: AOL-172BLK

Registrant:
America Online, Inc
22000 AOL Way
Dulles, VA 20166
US




decided it was fun to continuously hit the tag button on my tagboard for some meaningless messages. Here's my precious advice for you: get a life, and spend your time on something more worthwhile. maybe then you will suceed.

hrm i think mozilla just changed firebird to firefox 0.8

i think firebird sounded better but sounds like they need to change it to avoid overlap with another open source project.

plus i do like the new logo better

just following the trend i guess






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it's weird how i keep finding weird news happening on my birthday.

"CHINA'S BIGGEST web portal, Sina.com, tells a cautionary tale about a one-night stand that went wrong. After going to bed with a "beauty", a man was robbed of all his money. Nothing new there, as Shanghai Eye can attest, but the "beauty" actually turned out to be another man. " more

original chinese article

http://ent.sina.com.cn/2004-02-11/1522297997.html

亿万富婆迷上黎明(图)

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许纯美现年48岁，体重只约84磅，有5名子女，她经常自夸长得像林青霞，声线像邓丽君，小时候与林凤娇是邻居。

疑躁狂症！平日不洗脸两月才卸妆

其实许纯美虽然当红，但因她的言行夸张，让人嗤之以鼻。其貌不扬的许纯美更自夸天生丽质，平日都不洗脸，每天只为礼貌而搽蜜粉与口红，即使涂上厚厚的蓝色睫毛膏，也照样上床睡觉，两个月才卸一次妆。

曾有人质疑许纯美是否如她自己所言般有钱，她即带上35张地契公开作证明，并说自己在日本拥有6幢大厦。因为许纯美嘴边不时挂着上流社会的话题，因而被传媒昵称作“上流美”。有台湾精神科医师直指许纯美的言行举止似患有典型躁狂症。
"

我觉得她应该在精神病院度过余生才对！

one of the google ads really impressed me. it's called congratulate with lobsters.

http://www.lobsteranywhere.com/gift.html

"Pictured above is our house favorite—a sure to be remembered gift for land-locked friends and family—featuring one select 1 1/2 pound Live Maine lobster per person. Comes complete with traditional 19 quart black speckled lobster pot (holds up to six lobsters) and all the trimmings to make your New England dinner a special one. Each additional serving includes a Maine Lobster and extra accessories. FREE overnight shipping (Tuesday-Friday)."

NUTS......

all the news have been focused on gay rights lately. the onion has its share

http://www.theonion.com/4006/wdyt.html

does this look right to you?

apparently some people in china thought the best way to save money is cramming a 40 ton cargo on a 10 ton truck

the journalist found many trucks traveling the road carried weight that's 100% or more, some even over 300%. the road is only 60km (37.5miles) but every speed for travel is one hour.

why do they make such irrational decisions?!

(...and possibly Britain)

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put their useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss a call from someone they didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do people buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do they use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

i really like this song.

http://music.yf163.com/mp3/3023-1.mp3

陈晓东 - 吻下去爱上你 倩女幽魂插曲
遇见你需要运气
爱上你却需要多少勇气
渺小的我只忠于自己
人世间却容不下一段传奇
有人说该忘了你
我宁愿忘记了我无知
失去了你讨好了这个天地
有什么值得了不起
我不顾一切让时间停止
也要换你一个坚持
人生的结局不相聚就是分离
也总算留下了相爱的痕迹
有人说我该放弃
要反悔比执迷还容易
最难的是失去爱的能力
在孤独里醉生梦死
我不顾一切让时间停止
也要换你一个坚持
人生的结局不相聚就是分离
也总算留下了相爱的痕迹
全世界都在等着我看着你
让我吻下去爱上你

man i wish i can see 倩女幽魂 ;_;

DUH

these make me cry LOL

Dogs

* Lost: Small apricot poodle - Reward. Neutered, just like one of the family.
* Dog For Sale: Great Dames.
* Dog For Sale: Eats anything; especially fond of children.

From the Kitchen

* A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
* 7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.
* Dinner Special - Chicken or Beef $2.25; Turkey $2.35; Children $2.00

Antiques

* For sale: An antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
* For sale: Four-posted bed, 101 years old, perfect for antique lover.

Vacation

* Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
* Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
* The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

Wanted

* Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
* Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
* Wanted: Part-time marred girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
* Wanted: Chambermaid in rectory. Love in, 200 a month; References required.
* Wanted: Girl to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Salary and Blue Cross.
* Wanted: Mother's helper, peasant working conditions.
* Wanted: Widower with school-age children requires a person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
* Wanted: 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool; Experience preferred.
* Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Services

* Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.
* Ears pierced - while you wait!
* Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.
* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
* Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Miscellaneous

* Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too.
* Stock up and save. Limit: one per customer
* See ladies blouses. 50% off!
* Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
* Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
* Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
* Christmas tag-sale. Hand made gifts for the hard-to-find person.
* Modular Sofas. Only $299 For rest or fore play
* Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, and you'll never go anywhere again.
* Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
* Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
* And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
* We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in you home for $1.

Radio Spots

* Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
* When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the refreshing drink in the green bottle with the big 7 on it and the u-p after.
* Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.
* Illiterate? Write for free information.

i haven't been sick for so long; i almost forgot what it feels like to be sick. arg it sucks. i couldn't sleep last nite coz my nose was so congested. i simply couldn't breathe. ;_;

iv'e been playing inspector parker. it's addictive. you can download the full (cracked) version here on your computer :)

andy's mom sent me this. it doesn't hurt to try. basically this website just asks you to tour their website which took me about 3 minutes and then they will send you a free $50 wal-mart (or another popular store) gift card for absolutely free. it never asked for my credit card informationi so it can't be a fraud. it doesn't hurt to try.
http://www.moneysigns.biz/baby/

my eyes are overly sore from lack of sleep which is caused by my sickness. i have blackness around my eyes (ewwwwww :( :(). i'm also extremely tired... should i go to school today or not. only 20 minutes til the bus is leaving........ ;_;

maybe i should dough myself up with nyquil ...... i absolutely detest taking nyquil. it gives me so many side effects. but i really really need to sleep for a soild period of time.....

that's gross. wtf.

haha.. i think this is totally random.. how you suppose to tell a kitty's gender from its face?

http://www2.b3ta.com/hecatorshecat

oh............ my............. god.................

need something that can stick in your head for the rest of the day?

watch this for 2 minutes. that will do it.

http://www.fastcheck.org/

they developed a free fastmail notification software. it's pretty cool. in addition to their cool features and good spam control, they show more care about their users in action.

this is very bad.

http://www.designdetector.com/permalink.php?p=0402_PoorSpelling

i don't think i will trust using the software very much if it spells "category" as "cetgory" in its published version.

>
>General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to
>drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers - - but
>imagine if they did...
>
>HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"
>
>HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?"
>
>HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and
>turns over the engine."
>
>CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know
>all of these technical terms just to use my car?"
>-------------------------------------------------------
>HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"
>
>HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know!?"
>
>HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and
>markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?"
>
>HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and
>purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to
>install it for you."
>
>CUSTOMER: "What!? I paid $12,000.00 for this car! Now you tell me that
>I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with
>everything built in!"
>-------------------------------------------------------
>HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "Your cars suck!"
>
>HELPLINE: "What's wrong?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!"
>
>HELPLINE: "What were you doing?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all
>the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed
> -- and now it won't start!"
>
>HELPLINE: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do
>you expect us to do about it?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "I want you to send me one of the latest versions that doesn't
>crash anymore!"
>-------------------------------------------------------
>HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because
>it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes,
>and power door locks."
>
>HELPLINE: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "How do I work it?"
>
>HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "Do I know how to what?"
>
>HELPLINE: "Do you know how to DRIVE?"
>
>CUSTOMER: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my
>car!"

hey where can i get a snuggle bear? that's so cute!

ewww http://www.nytimes.com/2004/02/27/national/27BISH.html?th

how do people do it? i guess i just don't use ebay enough to understand. someone outbid me in the last 9 seconds for the mario party 3 n64 game! WTF!

[edit]
HAHAHAHA i just won another one for a cheaper price!! YEAH!!! :)
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第二个参加你中文圈的人。没想到除我之外还有人愿意写中文。中文在我心里永远是最美的语言。
我很旧的中文网页 http://regretless.com/dodo/star/

这是我2001年8月4日写的

我想每个人一生中或多或少都会有些对爱的梦想。尤其那年少时的纯洁与真心。我最近在吴淡如《爱的幽默》里读到：
“对於爱，我们越来越小心，从前的那种勇气，大声说我爱你的勇气，已经消失得没有痕迹。甜蜜十七岁的爱情，那种没有你，我活不下去的真情，如今只活在我们的回忆里。”
我想人在成长中不可能不改变。想要活的快乐，就得想方设法地忘记过去的伤心事。一生中我们会遇见许多五花八门的人，有些萍水相逢，淡淡的不留太多记忆。有些曾深藏你的心可留给你只是今生不愈的伤痕。有些则让你永生难忘。也许他做的并不惊天动地，可对你的影响却很大。
最近许多人说我变了，更成熟了。我有时也觉好笑。不知是对是错。常常也有如墨水般渲开的忧郁。可在这样的忧郁里，我也快乐着，曾经那么生嫩却生气勃勃的活过。
不久的将来我会正式地给过去画上一个句号，重新开始一段属於自己的生命。也该和爱的梦想告别一下，去为自己的未来奋斗了。如果你是我的朋友就该明白，我已经做了决定，不再需要太多意见了。

如今的我似乎早已做到的我所说的了。荣荣最近来信说我不再在天上飞而是在地上走了。其实也只是一眨眼的功夫。我生活的重心改变了很多。我并不想说“没有你，我活不下去的真情”已离我而去。但我确实知道了人的感情生活是很难十全十美的。由其像我这样想象过於充分，相信琼瑶那句“怎一个爱字了得”的人。我想爱情的惊险和感伤是紧紧相连的。出生的牛犊喜爱惊险，对爱也是一样。经历过的人有时会觉得日夜相守的爱过於平静，其实之中的真情不亚于前者。平淡而不厌烦，还常有幸福的感觉应该更是难能可贵的吧。而我也庆幸找到一个爱我比爱他自己更多的男人。天上飞的爱也许浩荡，地上走的爱因长久，不是吗？