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Old joke but still funny:

  An Old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato  garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only  son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.  
 
 Dear Vincent,  
 I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to  plant  my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old  to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my  troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
 Love, Dad   
 
 A few days later he received a letter from his son.  
 
 Dear Dad,  
 Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.  
 Love, Vinnie
 
 At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.   
 
 Dear Dad,  
 Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do  under the circumstances.  
 Love you, Vinnie